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July 23rd, 2006

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01:54 am - Bashing!fic does not need any more encouragement
Particularly from story requests in a bloody fic archive.

That said, responses this bad really don't really further the cause.

Someone kill it, kill it dead.

It's special. Really.

ETA: Request has been deleted from The Teaspoon, but is still up at the Pit, so linking there now. The fic, sadly, still remains intact.
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From:neadods
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
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Somebody has issues there. Possibly bound back volumes as well.
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
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They've got an entire freaking library.
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From:lotus79
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:12 pm (UTC)
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Gee, you think that's bad?
Have a look what I just found.

"At long last, he lives! About time you came out of there, you were in the bathroom for hours, have a big poo poo did you little Doctor" said Romi sarcastically.
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC)
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Truly, the literary marvel of our age.
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From:__kali__
Date:July 23rd, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
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*clicks the link* Oh my god! Make it stop!
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From:njelruch
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC)
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I am amused and saddened. Special, indeed.

This is exactly why we need the links lists. And a few more fic archives. I'm lazy, and I'm tired of wading through the insane shipfics and GARY AND STU AND THE DOCTOR SHAG THRU SPACE just to get my Doctor fix.
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
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The Links List... yeah, I was supposed to be doing one of them, wasn't I? Whoops.
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From:njelruch
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
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That wasn't supposed to be a prod. Beating badfic with mallets is also a good use of time. :)
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
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You want badfic? Try this. Funniest slashfic ever.
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From:njelruch
Date:July 22nd, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
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While Jack was distracted, the Doctor pounced, like the cat-like Cheetah people, and tore the man's trousers from his erotic body.

Oh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I've ever read. And Mickey! Thank you!
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From:neadods
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
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I thought the idea of "favorite" over there was to be able to pick out the good authors from the pool. Y'know, the ones who have heard of plot, characterization, and spellcheck.
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From:njelruch
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
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Sadly, "favorite" lists tend to be kind of cliquey among the authors, assuming that they even list favorites. And while I list the stuff that I like, that brings me back to the whole wading and sifting thing.
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From:dune_drd
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
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*cries*

Stop Fandom, I wanna get off
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
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It's times like this I think of the f_w motto: Fandom is fucking funny.
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
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It might be odd, but I think I cope better with complete and utter batshit stuff like this, than with semi-reasonable types sprouting out wanky things. This, at least, has point and laugh value.
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From:dune_drd
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
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valid point. the reinette whatsith8 is just too good to be taken seriously *g*
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
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I'm just relieved it isn't MORE BLOODY EMOING.

...And now you are giving me a spork craving.
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From:tencrush
Date:July 22nd, 2006 05:12 pm (UTC)
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Ah ha ha ha ha HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Oh, you always find me teh funneh. Thank you. "Rienette" is such a bitch.
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
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This fic and request brings out teh lulz. Oh, batshit crazies, how you entertain me...
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From:dune_drd
Date:July 22nd, 2006 05:35 pm (UTC)
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Nonono, you got her name wrong! It's Rienette de whatsit ;)
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From:tencrush
Date:July 22nd, 2006 06:00 pm (UTC)
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I thought it was Rienette de Poopypants.
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From:dune_drd
Date:July 22nd, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
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that's her maiden name
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From:tencrush
Date:July 22nd, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
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Oh yeah.
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From:yattara
Date:July 22nd, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
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...

I'm not drunk enough yet to laugh at this. What is wrong with people? I despair of fandom sometimes, I really do.
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 22nd, 2006 08:17 pm (UTC)
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Fandom has caught The Stupid.
From:aervir
Date:July 23rd, 2006 11:10 am (UTC)
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I think I'm a bit late for the general orgy of headdesking and facepalming, but may I still join in...?

*goes off to re-read calapine's Lessons as the perfect antidote to this ... abomination*
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From:drakyndra
Date:July 23rd, 2006 11:30 am (UTC)
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It is never too late to headdesk.
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From:__kali__
Date:July 23rd, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
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They really should teach kids how to paragraph properly in schools. Possibly with a cattle prod.

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