All well and good, including getting into discussion of the Doctor as Peter Pan in the comments, during which I at one point wonder if, since the Doctor is Peter, and the companions are Wendy, then does that make the TARDIS Tinkerbell?
To which I get this fantabulous response from one polygamouse:
Oh, now I really wish someone would write a TARDIS as Tinkerbell fic. And all the dangerous places that the TARDIS decides to take everyone is her way of trying to bump off Wendy and keep Peter for herself.