...Because I actually got called that at a bar last night. YA RLY.
Admittedly, it was by some random drunk dude I'd never seen before, and I was wearing one of my more notable hats, but still...
Well, it's not something one hears every day.
Speaking of: Madame Brussels. Rather fabulous bar which I highly recommend. Aside from the fact it's, you know, named after an infamous madam, and is decorated like a posh English tennis (complete with footpaths and astroturf inside the building), it has a rather fabulous drinks list.
Complete with jugs of cocktails!
...Yeah, I quite enjoyed my night out.