Well, on the bottom line of the poster, was the following:
Dress Code: Barack Obama
Uh-huh. This in Melbourne, Australia, no less.
I was mildly disappointed I hadn't charged the battery on my camera.
(And what would this entail wearing, anyhow?)
On a more depressing note of WTFery, apparently even in not-that busy streets of an evening, when one's shopping bag breaks and things fall out without noticing, people will pick up and walk off with things you have dropped before you've gotten even 20 metres away.
Seriously, humanity, you suck.