There are just... so many ways in which that is brilliant, I couldn't even begin to count them.
Oh, American politics. You've been ridiculously hilarious this year.
In other news, flist I need your help. I need to come up with a list of things to ask my family for for Christmas.
This, incidentally is not a thing I am good at. At all.
My list, so far, consists of the following:
1. The Dark Knight DVD.
2. New memory card for my camera.
...and that's it. Though I have a great big list of stuff I am planning to buy myself - comics and manga and anime - it's not really the sort of stuff you could expect to find easily in Western Victoria.
So, flist, help me come up with stuff to ask for! The only requirements are that it be not too obscure, or from anywhere postage. Oh, and that it's not anything, you know, major. Mum is paying for Egypt, after all.