What the fuck, universe. What the actual fuck.
Melbourne's not in an earthquake zone, that shit does not happen around here.
And yet, well, just take a look at melbournemaniac or Twitter.
And actual genuine earthquake. What the hell?
(Before anyone asks - it wasn't a bad earthquake, furniture shook and rattled but nothing fell here, and as far as I know no-one is hurt. I'm just weirded out, because WTF, seriously)
ETA: A US Earthquake site says it was of magnitude 4.7. The Australian site has, naturally, crashed.