Yeah, this is the kind of insanity my Radical Fiction class is capable of coming up with. Though it may have been sorta kinda my fault for causing the class to start talking about vampires for like the last hour (I don't even know how I did it! I just seem to know a ridiculous amount about vampire stories for someone who doesn't actually like them much).
Oh, Creative Writing randomness, you amuse me so.
...Though I do need to get cracking on my actual writing piece soon, I suppose.