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May 20th, 2010
 | 08:59 pm - And in yet another dose of absurdity for today...
A guy is rescued from muggers. By ninjas. In Sydney.
This world truly has it's moment's of awesome ridiculousness. Or ridiculous awesomeness.
Now someone tell me, why don't we have ninjas in Melbourne?
Current Mood:  impressed
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That is AMAZING. I am here, amazed.
Awesome. There needs to be more amazing shit like this happening in the world. Absolutely. All we get around here are pissheads, I am so disappointed. There is a low ratio of awesome in your local vicinity? Well, there are waffles in the next room. I suppose that's something? Waffles do add a few points of awesomeness, I do agree. They are there, you just can't see them.  ;D I should have seen that answer coming. I especially like the line, they also failed to notice a ninja, Nathan Smith, standing in the shadows outside the dojo. Well of course they didn't notice him, he's a ninja!! Sigh. Oh, how unprepared the mass media is to report on the ways of the ninja. As for the ninjas, it's business as usual. You'd think the ninjas would have a word with the news about that sort of thing. Well of course they didn't notice him, he's a ninja!!
THIS. While you're putting in a request for ninjas, don't forget to request for ninja maids (a la Sayoko armed with an AK-47 and pouring tea with a smile) too.
...and now I need a ninja maid icon. That would be nice, then I'd have someone to clean the place up for me. ROFL. Awesome. Just... awesome. The world: Is sometimes pretty damn cool. You don't have ninjas yet.
When they are needed, they will come. Like Batman. But with less parental issues. Their parents are not dead?
I shall keep the faith that ninjas shall appear when I need them both. Their parents are also ninjas!
As shall we all. There's a "passed down by the family for generations" joke to be made there, I can just taste it. There totally is, and were I more awake I would do my best to find it. |
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