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November 9th, 2010

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11:33 pm - I'm not sure how helpful the Force is right now

Position title:
Research Scientist – Lamb Production

You know, I'm pretty certain I know how lambs are produced. You see, when a ram and a ewe love each other very much...

And naturally a job like this is being advertised for Hamilton.

Also, a friendly note to managers advertising jobs: Try to make sure your spelling and grammar in the position title is correct, okay? *shudders at the gratuitous apostrophes*

Yes, I try to find my own entertainment.

And some other irreverent silliness:

Mi Goreng Instant Noodles are being investigated for banned chemicals. I feel as if a million students just cried out and were suddenly silenced. Whatever will they eat now?

And speaking of which, so an advice columnist gets a letter from a guy who is in love with his sister...
Current Mood: busybusy

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Date:November 9th, 2010 12:54 pm (UTC)
I was linked to it on Facebook, and it was too entertaining not to share.
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Date:November 9th, 2010 05:06 pm (UTC)
ROFL. Best advice ever. And so practical in so many different scenarios.
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Date:November 9th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC)
I was just amused at the fact they got the joke and still let the letter through.

Though it is practical. Sort of.
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Date:November 9th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
Ak, incorrect job advertisements - one local cafe down here is currently after an experienced cafe barrister. I fear for them.
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Date:November 10th, 2010 03:02 am (UTC)
...Why would you need a cafe barrister? I'm not sure I'd want to eat there.
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Date:November 10th, 2010 06:22 am (UTC)
I have a copy of this ad. Pity I hate coffee, I would have loved to apply. :)
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Date:November 10th, 2010 06:37 am (UTC)
...I am now interested in just what cafe this is for.
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Date:November 10th, 2010 04:59 am (UTC)
Wow, this makes me paranoid about Maruchan ramen (the popular brand in US). o.O

XD Nice advice. It took me a second to get the joke (>.> shut up I haven't watched the movies).
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Date:November 10th, 2010 05:11 am (UTC)
I haven't watched the movies

Dear Lord.

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