I just spent a couple of hours at a hospital emergency ward because a bug flew into my ear and couldn't get out.
And then it died and the doctor had to vacuum it out. (Using a special... ear vacuum thing).
Though at least that was an improvement over earlier, when I could feel it flapping around inside my ear. I don't particularly want to do that again.
Yeah, I think I've had quite enough of being a living urban legend for one night.