But no-one cares about that, so have some of the random shit that makes up my life.
Like the completely random man (whom I hope was a busker of some kind) who came up to me in the middle of the street and asked if I wanted him to sing for me.
Oh, and when waiting in the ATM queue I overheard this lovely snippet of a conversation: "Do you want to do a lap-dancing workshop?"
Slightly less locally, we have found that Samuel L. Jackson isn't the only one who can read Go the Fuck to Sleep, with Noni Hazelhurst also giving it a shot. The fact she's acting exactly like she used to on PlaySchool just makes it so much more surreal.
And more seriously, one of the most bizarre bits of news to come out of the whole News of the World thing. Hint: it involves Harry Potter. As one does.