Anyhoo, details of the sales were as follows:
I personally go sold for $22, and was bought by
Oh, and all the money raised was put into the various Second Floor Clubs.
Several people managed to accumulate enough slaves to create an Army of DarknessTM - or at the very least, an Army of Moderate Gloom. And the main aimed of people getting sold seemed to be getting a higher price than that of Tim - $15, if anyone was interested.
Anyway, I spent quite a large bit of the night with my notebook out, copying down amusing quotes. I ended up with 19 pages of my mini-notebook filled with quotes, and I managed to finish my old one, and get a few pages into my nice shiny white one.
So look below for all your amusement needs:
One of the Rules for the buyers: Sexual favours by private arrangement only.
Unknown Person: (To
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Come on, it's never harmed me.
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It would make a great wedding present!"
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I want to make him wear a dress. I've got something at home he could wear..."
...I could steal you a car!"
Adrian: (On the phone to Angela, who is also bidding for him) "Whatever you do, just keep going!"
Adrian: "Oh, she can get that for free."
Geoff: "I can bullshit my way through all my subjects."
Me: "It's called being an Arts Student."
(Everybody looks at him)
"What? The person was in a coma!"
Me: "I'll go anywhere that has vegetarian."
Me: "That's my slogan for tonight: 'Mind went Wrong Places!'"
(The next couple are from an impromptu II Committee meeting at the restaurant)
Tobias: "I object to the fact I can't hear you."
I usually don't quote myself, but
Me: (Just after I have dropped my spoon onto the floor) "There is no spoon!"
ETA: And some comments I have been informed I need to add to my entry:
Random person: It depends what you want to use it for....
I also took a few photos. Most aren't hugely relevent, but these two were amusing, so I thought I might share them.

I call this image "French Darth Vader" - note the beret.
Oh, and Vader is being played by

And the start of