So, in order to escape these horrific connotations, I have decided that I shall now renounce the name Melissa, and take on an entirely new name.
Sadly, I have no suitable back-up.
So, I put this out to you, my noble flist: Find me a new name.
I am open to all suggestions, though I would quite like it if you can supply a good reason why said suggestions are suitable for me to take as my new name.
The winner will be rewarded with...something. I am sure it will be glorious and magnificent.
So, go, my flist, and find me a name!