I also came across this charmingly weird answering machine message: "Glory, hallelujah! A new message at last! You know what to do, so do it after the beep."
Also, just today I had some random on Messenger add me, start speaking to me (in Spanish, of all things), and then declare their love for me.
You don't get much more random than that.
Uni related to-do list for this weekend:
- Linguistics assignment (It's not that tricky, though)
- Work on Creative Writing pieces (A few weeks til they are due in, but I'll need that time for reworking and editing)
- Catch up on reading and notes