Come on, I can see there is wank about the new ep already, I want to see the damn thing so I know what they are all wanking about already. And the quickest one I could find is only at 10%, and will be over another hour away.
To kill time: Doctor Who hits fandom_wank. Again. And yes, that was me who reported it.
It's a prequel to Wank de Pompadour, you see...
ETA (11:42am): Episode at 74%, with 25 minutes remaining. Wank seems a success - several people have been convinced to watch the show. I am currently pointing in the direction of certain comms, and advising on episodes.